Surplus Obvious Questions

Motivational speaker Harry K. Jones has appeared all over North America addressing topics such as change, customer service, creativity, employee retention, goal setting, leadership, stress management, teamwork and time management.Yes, I’ve discovered another batch of obvious questions that need to be asked. It seems as though they’re never-ending.

I’m not talking about questions that will end wars, abolish poverty, cure all diseases, or eliminate the world’s problems. I’m talking about the questions that drive us crazy due to their simplicity and the questions that absolutely no one seems to be able to answer. Just about the time I think I’ve heard them all, I come across a new supply. Let’s take a look.

  • Why do the Alphabet song and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune? Now stop singing and read on…
  • How did the cat get IN the bag?
  • Why can’t I get that tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper to work properly?
  • If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
  • Why can’t I ever put anything back in a box the way it came?
  • Why is it when I try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it does?
  • Daylight savings time — why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
  • How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  • I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
  • Why is it when your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to go to the bathroom?
  • Why does a dog get mad when you blow in his face, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  • Why is it that every time I open a can of soup, the lid falls in?

motivational speaker Harry K. JonesHarry K. Jones is a motivational speaker and consultant for AchieveMax®, Inc., a company of motivational speakers who provide custom-designed seminars, keynote presentations, and consulting services.

Harry's top requested topics include change management, customer service, creativity, employee retention, goal setting, leadership, stress management, teamwork, and time management

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About Harry K. Jones

A straight-forward, "tell-it-like-it-is" approach to current issues coupled with more than 30 years of management and leadership experience makes Harry K. Jones a dynamic and much sought-after motivational speaker. Harry has appeared all over North America addressing topics such as change, customer service, creativity, employee retention, goal setting, leadership, stress management, teamwork and time management. During his career, he has worked in and consulted for a number of industries, including education, financial, health care, government, manufacturing, radio, retail, television, transportation, and sales. As one client so aptly said, "Harry may not tell you what you want to hear, but he'll certainly tell you what you need to hear!"

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