You’d think you could get away from these questions at least long enough to complete your annual tax drudgery, but alas, you cannot. In fact, as soon as you start thinking about taxes, a vast array of additional questions arise. Today’s list bring our total to 250. Add a smile to your tax tools.
- Isn’t doing your own income tax return a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging?
- Do you remember when $1200 would buy a car? Now it’s the sales tax!
- Isn’t it often difficult to believe that America was founded to avoid high taxation?
- Isn’t it appropriate that the month when the taxes are due begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!”?
- Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $.30?
- Do you know how an income-tax form is similar to a laundry list? Either way you lose your shirt!
- Isn’t it true that there is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax?
- Why not slap a tax on political gas?
- Doesn’t it make sense to invest our money in taxes? It’s the only sure thing to go up.
- Doesn’t increasing taxes to stop inflation make about as much sense as fanning a fire to cool its heat?
- Why is it a politician will consider every way of reducing taxes except cutting expenses?
- Isn’t an optimist someone who sets aside two hours to do his income tax return?
- Did you ever notice that when you put the two words “The” and “IRS” together it spells: “THEIRS”?
- Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.
- If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can’t we pay Congress not to raise taxes?
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